11 Delightful Vintage Farm Commercials
For many decades, farm life has been trotted out as a picturesque, wholesome ideal, to peddle everything from hotcakes to soap. We've rounded up 11 of our favorites for your Friday...
11 Delightful Vintage Farm Commercials
For many decades, farm life has been trotted out as a picturesque, wholesome ideal, to peddle everything from hotcakes to soap. We've rounded up 11 of our favorites for your Friday...
For many decades, farm life has been trotted out as a picturesque, wholesome ideal, to peddle everything from hotcakes to soap. We’ve rounded up 11 of our favorites for your Friday viewing pleasure. Enjoy!
In the middle of a barn dance, the crazy-eyed emcee reveals he’s a paid shill for Borden’s. The kids don’t mind at all.
At the Taylor horse ranch, Ursula schools us how to make coffee. Then her husband says he is very lucky and she says “No I’m the lucky one” and gives a meaningful look that might be about sex.
Back to Borden’s. Two bros are in the barn, dressing their horse in a tuxedo. One of them decides it’s hot chocolate time, and “Pete” should make it for them. But wait, Pete is the wild-eyed square dance emcee? Why is he still hanging around? Time to head home, old-timer.
This man is a baby farmer. It says it right there in the commercial. Laws were different then.
This one’s a little psychedelic. After a dizzying tour of country corn signs, an unseen hand squeaks open a corn husk and a bunch of sentient cereal flakes burst out. As they float into the bowl, the soundtrack gets spooky and we want the trip to end.
The best part of this quick-browning sausage commercial is the unctuous quote: “Everything about them is real, even the farm…Honest.” Sure thing, lying man.
Spices from India: $98,000. All-natural pork: $7.5 million. Sausage casing from New Zealand (?): $750,000. The Jones Farm family are the artisanal OGs.
Pretty standard nightmare material.
Originally made with Michigan apples, California strawberries, Great Lakes blueberries…oh Toastem, how far you have fallen.
Greedy “city slickers” are smoking cigars, declaring the age of the horse to be over. A farmer then beats a man in a horse suit while a baby cries. Buy a tractor? Confusing message.
This one is our very favorite. It’s a mini-movie, where a urban man’s car breaks down and the farmer’s daughter rescues him with a tractor. The man and woman engage in sparkling, old-timey banter, on par with Tracy and Hepburn. You almost forget it’s a tractor commercial! (Bummer it’s 15 minutes long, because no one will watch it, ever.)
*Is it weird that Jones Dairy Farm doesn’t make dairy products? No? Carry on, then.
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