Our 12 Favorite Farmers on Film
Crop circles, talking pigs, hearing voices in the field--the things Hollywood farmers have to put up with!
Our 12 Favorite Farmers on Film
Crop circles, talking pigs, hearing voices in the field--the things Hollywood farmers have to put up with!
Crop circles, talking pigs, hearing voices in the field–the things Hollywood farmers have to put up with!
We know that farming isn’t like it is in the movies, but we can’t help but get lost in Hollywood’s version of the rural life. Whether it’s a completely different world or a land not all that far away, a farmer’s story seems to stand out in films.
Here are 12 of our favorite farmers on film:
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The plot might focus on baseball, but the action takes place in corn fields.
Favorite farm quote: “It’s just I’ve heard that sometimes farmers in the field … They hear things. You know, voices.”
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Sure the pig steals the show, but Hoggett is always silently by his side.
Favorite farm quote: “That’ll do, pig. That’ll do.”
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Every family should have a bio-dynamic pot-growing farmer.
Favorite farm quote: “I’ve got to get back to work on the tomonion — it’s a cross pollination between a tomato and an onion. Think of the time it’ll save when you’re making spaghetti sauce.”
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A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away you farmed things like moisture. Luke was raised on the Lars family moisture farm until he was 19.
Favorite farm quote: “Traveling through hyperspace ain’t like dusting crops, boy!”
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What’s more controversial than GMOs? Crop circles.
Favorite farm quote: Officer Caroline: “What kind of a machine bends a stalk of corn without breaking it?”
Graham Hess: “It can’t be by hand, it’s too perfect.”
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Speaking of GMOs, this portrayal of modern-day agribusiness centers around a farmer (Quaid), who plants and sells genetically modified seeds, and his son (Effron) who doesn’t want to join the family business. Roger Ebert reviewed the film before he died calling it “brave, layered” and compared it to the next film on our list.
Favorite farm quote: “Am I a happy man? How can I not be?”
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A young man returns home to his family’s farm after a stay in prison. It’s a grim movie, but (spoiler alert!) at least the movie’s ending is a little happier than the novel.
Favorite farm quote: “I been thinking about us, too, about our people living like pigs and good rich land layin’ fallow. Or maybe one guy with a million acres and a hundred thousand farmers starvin’. And I been wonderin’ if all our folks got together and yelled…”
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We like her. We really like her as a farmer. Also depression era farming was no fun.
Favorite farm quote: “Right on my biscuit!”
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A city couple buys a chicken farm. Hilarity ensues.
Favorite farm quote: Bob MacDonald: “Right about August, we can begin to figure out more important offspring. Maybe five or six hundred of them.”
Betty MacDonald: (shocked) “Five or six hundred what?”
Bob MacDonald: “Why, chicks of course.”
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He’s a farmer who wants to be an astronaut. So he builds a rocket in the barn. What could go wrong?
Favorite farm quote: “We’ve gotta get this space cowboy’s head out of the clouds.”
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They left one field for another, but they were always milkmaids to us.
Favorite farm quote: “Hey cowgirls, see the grass? Don’t eat it.”
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The family farm was never the same.
Favorite farm quote: “Fresh off the farm, oh my God, I can’t believe it. Right across the hallway. Hallelujah. So you’re inbred?”
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He’s not really a farmer; he’s a cop, who’s pretending to be an Amish farmer to protect a young boy who witnesses a murder. But we love the way he fumbles through his farming duties, proving how difficult the job is — particularly without modern technology.
Favorite farm quote: Jan Rubes: “You never had your hands on a teat before?”
John Book: “Not one this big.”
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