17 Farm Animals That Need to Respect Personal Boundaries - Modern Farmer

17 Farm Animals That Need to Respect Personal Boundaries

Farm animals, we love you. But we also need you to respect our personal space.

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Farm animals, we love you. But we also need you to respect our personal space.

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Look, there’s plenty of room in this pasture for both of us. Back it up a skootch, would you?

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We’re psyched to hear there’s some great mud today and you’re friends with a talking spider, but just give us a little room, okay?

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Ew, sheep, ew.

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Ha. Haha. Okay. Okay. Okay. Not that funny any more. You’re still laughing. Okay.

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You’ve got some some schmutz, right above your — actually, it’s all around your lips — you know what? Never mind. You’re beautiful, don’t change.

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No man, we’re eating these fries, you can’t “bum” a few. Be cool.

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Sorry cow, didn’t know this was like, “your” section of the field.

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Hey man, we were here firs…oh geez, who can stay mad at a face like that?

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Nice nose. Be even nicer if it was about five feet away.

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Take the intensity down a few notches there, champ.

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No, we haven’t seen your pellets and we don’t know who moved them. Please believe us.

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At this point we just averting eye contact and hoping it’ll be over soon.

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Your ideas for the next Star Wars movie are like, totally interesting, but maybe we could discuss them from a comfortable distance?

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We gave all our carrots to that other horse. Those sad eyes aren’t going to change that. Just stop.

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Hour three and this pig still hasn’t blinked.

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Cow, when we can feel you breathing on us, that probably means you need to take at least one step back.

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Oh my God. Oh the tongue is going up into your — wow. Okay now it’s coming for us, oh please God no–.

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