Or is it the other way around?
Challenge does Ken Paxton #GoatsDoFamousMugShots pic.twitter.com/f27OBVE0Ew
– Blue Heron Farm (@BlueHeronFarmTX) August 3, 2015
Ken Paxton, folks: the guy who inspired it all. He was arrested last week and charged with securities fraud.
Isabelle does Larry Craig #GoatsDoFamousMugShots pic.twitter.com/IhVbIb5Way
– Blue Heron Farm (@BlueHeronFarmTX) August 3, 2015
Larry Craig reportedly solicited an undercover male cop for sex in a men’s restroom. Isabelle has never even been to a men’s restroom.
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Cream does John Edwards #GoatsDoFamousMugshots pic.twitter.com/xL565HKDV8
– Blue Heron Farm (@BlueHeronFarmTX) August 3, 2015
John Edwards reportedly used $1 million in campaign funds to cover up an extramarital affair. Cream is a pretty faithful kid.
Bacardi as Rick Perry #GoatsDoFamousMugshots pic.twitter.com/wsD2DWgbDy
– Blue Heron Farm (@BlueHeronFarmTX) August 4, 2015
Rick Perry earned charges of abuse of power and coercion. Bacardi might be accused of coercion-by-cuteness, but no charges have ever been filed.
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Bacardi also does Rod Blagojevich (Bacardi has skills.) #GoatsDoFamousMugshots pic.twitter.com/qTrPmScpNC
– Blue Heron Farm (@BlueHeronFarmTX) August 4, 2015
Rod Blogojevich played dirty in politics; Bacardi plays in the dirt.
Annie does Ted Stevens #GoatsDoFamousMugshots pic.twitter.com/hRT94ASAJ5
– Blue Heron Farm (@BlueHeronFarmTX) August 4, 2015
Ted Stevens failed to properly report gifts said to be worth $250,000. Annie always sends thank-you notes for her gifts.
Lissie does Mel Gibson #GoatsDoFamousMugShots pic.twitter.com/d3Q4ahNIQO
– Blue Heron Farm (@BlueHeronFarmTX) August 4, 2015
Previously, Lissie enjoyed both The Patriot and Braveheart. Mel Gibson’s off-color remarks and dangerous driving habits have turned her off from supporting his career.
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Lizzie does Hugh Grant #GoatsDoFamousMugShots pic.twitter.com/qOhJKkfJfi
– Blue Heron Farm (@BlueHeronFarmTX) August 4, 2015
For both Hugh Grant and Lizzie, “solicitation” means working hard to get extra treats. For Lizzie, though, treats are entirely food-related.
Persimmon does Mike Tyson #GoatsDoFamousMugShots pic.twitter.com/p27jqpMbvf
– Blue Heron Farm (@BlueHeronFarmTX) August 4, 2015
Drunk driving? Cocaine possession? Sign Persimmon up for hay and hay only. No cocaine and no driving.
June does Justin Bieber #GoatsDoFamousMugshots pic.twitter.com/ZZi10UcZqZ
– Blue Heron Farm (@BlueHeronFarmTX) August 4, 2015
Before this DWI incident, June was a belieber. Today, she has better taste in music.
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Epictetus does Paul Ruebens. #GoatsDoFamousMugshots pic.twitter.com/Q8PROHi0Pj
– Blue Heron Farm (@BlueHeronFarmTX) August 4, 2015
Epictetus believes strongly in fate. Was it Paul Ruebens’ fate to be caught doing dirty things in a movie theatre? It seems so.