11 Goats That Look Like Famous Mugshots - Modern Farmer

11 Goats That Look Like Famous Mugshots

Or is it the other way around?

Hugh Grant (left) and Lizzie the goat at Blue Heron Farm in Texas (right)
Photography @blueheronfarmtx

Ken Paxton, folks: the guy who inspired it all. He was arrested last week and charged with securities fraud.

Larry Craig reportedly solicited an undercover male cop for sex in a men’s restroom. Isabelle has never even been to a men’s restroom.

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John Edwards reportedly used $1 million in campaign funds to cover up an extramarital affair. Cream is a pretty faithful kid.

Rick Perry earned charges of abuse of power and coercion. Bacardi might be accused of coercion-by-cuteness, but no charges have ever been filed.

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Rod Blogojevich played dirty in politics; Bacardi plays in the dirt.

Ted Stevens failed to properly report gifts said to be worth $250,000. Annie always sends thank-you notes for her gifts.

Previously, Lissie enjoyed both The Patriot and Braveheart. Mel Gibson’s off-color remarks and dangerous driving habits have turned her off from supporting his career.

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For both Hugh Grant and Lizzie, “solicitation” means working hard to get extra treats. For Lizzie, though, treats are entirely food-related.

Drunk driving? Cocaine possession? Sign Persimmon up for hay and hay only. No cocaine and no driving.

Before this DWI incident, June was a belieber. Today, she has better taste in music.

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Epictetus believes strongly in fate. Was it Paul Ruebens’ fate to be caught doing dirty things in a movie theatre? It seems so.

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