Today in Pop-Culture Farm News: The Bachelor’s Mad and Channing Tatum Is Sad

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Chris Soules, who served as the bachelor in the 19th season of The Bachelor, is a fourth-generation Iowa farmer, but that doesn’t mean he wants to be associated with the rural dating site FarmersOnly – at least, not without his permission. According to People, Soules is suing FarmersOnly for allegedly using his image and referring to a “bachelor farmer in search of love.” Whoops.

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Kylie Jenner, the youngest of the Jenner/Kardashian brood, told Elle that her resolutions for 2016 include reading less about herself and not posting on Instagram. (She’s failed at that last one; she posts like four times a day on Instagram.) As part of this resolution, she mentioned offhand that: “I would love to have a family and build a home with a farm in Malibu Canyon,” sometime in the future. Malibu does actually have a few farms, although they’re awfully expensive.

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Channing Tatum, an actor who is handsome, owns a farm. On this farm he has a horse (which “loves beer“), and also had, until recently, a goat named Heather. A couple days ago, he posted a picture of the goat on Instagram and let his followers know that, sadly, the goat had passed away. We’re sorry about your goat, Channing.

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Jillian Michaels, best known for yelling at overweight people on television, will apparently be buying a farm of some sort on her reality show (she has a reality show of her own now, it seems) in an upcoming episode! She has chickens and is very flustered by them, according to the Associated Press.

That’s it for now, but we’ll be sure to keep you all updated about celebrities and their farms as news develops!